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PFMH3 #170 – AGM SnapChat Scavenger Hash!

We’re going to try something new!

SnapChat is an smartphone app that allows you to send an image that disappears from the phone after a set amount of time (think 3 secs). So this gave me a wonderful idea for trail. The hash will divide up into equal teams and rather than flour, I will be sending images of various locations or landmarks in Philadelphia. The goal will be to be the first team to be at each location and gather points. The teams with the most points at the end will win prizes. Not only will you have to choose your teams wisely but also the trails you take to each location.
*If you have a smartphone of some kind, please download SnapChat for the event.

Location: Bonner’s Irish Pub (120 South 23rd Street, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103)
Why: Let the outgoing Mismanagement screw something up one final time and to welcome the new mismanagement

When: Friday, June 19th!

Time: Meet 7:30pm, Pack off a 8:00pm

Where: Bonner’s Irish Pub (120 South 23rd Street, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103)

Cost: $10

Trail: Choose your own destiny. There will still be beer.

Circle: Bonner’s Irish Pub (120 South 23rd Street, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103)

Things to bring: A smartphone with SnapChat

Contest: Top three teams that get the most points will win prizes

Did I forget something? Let me know… I may answer it.

On On,
One Inch In & The S&M Man

PFMH3 #169 – S&M Going Away Costume Contest!!!!!

Tattoo’d mom’s…. 6/14/13…$5… SHT… Costume contestSurprise trail... S&M fairwell hash… Need more? Read below.

Why: Come say goodbye to our beloved S&M Man by sending him off in his own style!

When: Friday, June 14th!

Time: Meet 7:30pm, Pack off a 8:00pm

Where: Tattooed Mom’s (http://tattooedmomphilly.com/)
530 South St  Philadelphia, PA 19147

Cost: $5

Why again: Cause it is S&M Man’s last hash in Philly & #169! Coincidence? I don’t care! Put on your leather and come hash!

Trail: Trail will have all the normal fun or beer stops, awkward stares and confused families who bring their families to South St, but it will also have a special surprise brought to you by S&M Man himself. What could it be? A donkey show perhaps?

Circle:
~ Tatooed Mom’s will graciously host out terrible costumes!

Things to bring: Your A-game! Don’t let your costume be outdone!

Contest: BEST S&M costume wins! S&M Man is the single judge, I am sure he can be bribed. There will be prizes!

Did I forget something? Let me know… I may answer it.

On On,
One Inch In & The S&M Man

PFMH3 #168 – Memorial Day Weekend Flashlight Hash Trail

 

Finally doing a full moon on a full moon night!

When: Friday, May 24th!

Time: Meet 7:30pm, Pack off a 8:10pm (We wait for the 8:00pm train to arrive at the Wissahickon Train Station. Leaves from Market East at 7:46pm)

Where: T. Hogans Pub
5109 Rochelle Ave Philadelphia, PA 19128

Cost: $5

Why: Cause running in the woods on a dark scary trail is fun!

Trail: It will be a pre-laid flashlight trail with plenty of flour. Expect a 4-6 mile trail but not a difficult one (mark wise).

How to get there:
~ Manayunk/Norristown Trail – 7:41pm from Suburban station, 7:46pm from Market East
~ Route 61 Bus – 7:07pm from 9th & Market or take the #9 or #27 bus to Wissahickon Transfer Center and enjoy a stroll down Main Street to Cotton.
~ Good Ole Pantaloon!

How to get home?
– Train leaves from the Wissahickon Station for Center City at 10:08pm, 11:09pm, 1:02am & 2:02am

Circle:
~ T. Hogans will probably be hosting us!

Things to bring: Flashlight, Headlamp, and/orShiggy Socks… also, any extra headlamps or flashlights for anyone who plans on forgetting theirs or doesn’t have one.
~ $5 Shiggy Socks will be available for purchase

Did I forget something? Let me know… I may answer it.

On On,
One Inch In & The S&M Man

PFMH3 #167 – The Bi-anal Philly Full Moon H3 Beer Mile

 

The Bi-anal Philly Full Moon H3 Beer Mile

When:

Friday, April 19th

Mandatory Registration at 7:30 PM
Beer Mile begins at 8:00 PM SHARP!

Where: MANAYUNK CANAL PATH!

The Manayunk Tow-Path (meet on the bridge where Cotton St. intersects the path)

OR

Bryn Mawr Running Company

4320 Main St

Philadelphia, PA 19127

Cost:

The event is free, but BYO Beer Mile beer and $3 hash cash for Full Moon circle beer

Why:

Test your ability to chug, run, and avoid gastrointestinal pyrotechnics. 

Awards:

 Top males and females in each category (5-7%, 8-10%, & 10+%) or if you beat Urine Luck you win the hash for the night.

How:

Review the official Beer Mile rules at http://www.beermile.com/.
Obviously, these rules will be modified slightly to accommodate the tow-path.

The Beer Mile is BYO beer!!!
The organizers won’t have extra if you forget. Select a beer that has at least 5% ABV and bring 4 bottles/cans with you to the event (more if you think you need to, um, practice).

Show up at 7:30 PM to "register" and have your beverage choice approved; we’ll assign you a heat. Warm up or just stand around and look stupid until it’s your turn to chug and run. And try not to vomit, please.

How to get there:
~ Manayunk/Norristown Trail – 7:35pm from Suburban station, 7:40pm from Market East

~ Route 61 Bus – 7:07pm from 9th & Market or take the #9 or #27 bus to Wissahickon Transfer Center and enjoy a stroll down Main Street to Cotton.

~ Good Ole Pantaloon!

Circle:
The Bryn Mawr Running Company is graciously hosting us again so come enjoy a cheap circle and then we can go cause trouble out on Main St afterwards!

 

Things to bring:

~$3.00 hash cash

 ~BYOBMB – Bring your own beer mile beer

 

Did I forget something? Let me know… I may answer it.

 

On On,

One Inch In & The S&M Man

 

Upcoming Hashes:

Stinko Weekend!

Do Shots, Don’t Get Shot Full Moon Hash (PFMH3 #165)

Welcome, welcome welcome to the ?th Anal "Do Shots, Don’t Get Shot"

We spend all year drinking boring old beer and now we find ourselves in the lonely, cold, dark times of the year where it is only appropriate to turn to our mischievous little friend liquor. He/she/it loves us, makes us warm inside and amorous outside so come along and join us as we stumble away the hours through Fairmount on the Anal "Do Shots, Don’t Get Shot Hash!"

Currently, we are making it another crawl, but we may switch it up this year to a dead trail (still TBD), who knows. However, I always stand by the argument, the faster you trail, the more shots you get. Any which ways it goes, we will all be stumbling by the end. So tuck away an extra $10 in your underpants for cab fare or a lucky friend before this all goes down or you’ll wind up on a friends couch, locked out of your own apt.

Hold the Sausage is working her address book magic again this year but if you are new to hashing and live in Fairmount, please let us know that you want to host a shot and we can come destroy some part of your house!

We’ll be starting at the Urban Saloon on Fairmount Ave. Around 8pm Standard Hash Time, we will depart for our first stop. Try to be there… From there, its trail, figure it out. If you miss us, or get hopelessly lost – obviously try phoning someone. If that doesn’t work – go to our On-After location, still TBD

What: Do Shots, Don’t Get Shot 2013
When: Friday, February 22nd, 7:30pm, Pack off at 8pm
Who: Hares: Hold the Sausage & Fairmount hash crew
Where: Start Location: The Urban Saloon, 2120 Fairmount Avenue
On-After: TBD
Hash Cash: $10

Items to bring: Liver, low cut shirts, cameras, cab fare/bus tokens/etc.

Did I forget something? Let me know… I may answer it.

 

 

 

On On,

 

 

 

One Inch In & S&M Man

 

 Upcoming Hashes:

3/15/13 – GREEN DRESS WEEEKEND! (The extra E is for WEEE!)

Philly Full Moon #164 – Merry Hashiversary!

Don’t miss this threesome! It’s the 10 year hashing analversary of some of our most beloved harriettes (Sly Fox is a Full Moon babe and wants to share my 10 year hashaversary with you all!)….So, pull out (hee hee) your reindeer antlers, your dirty Mrs. Santa outfit or your elf sock and join us! We will have beer, a holiday tour of lights, and three babes haring! Sly Fox, Where’s my Vagina, and Bumble Beever.
THERE ARE PRIZES for BEST COSTUME so bring out your reindeer antlers, your sexy elf costume, or your festive Santa suit! Be there at 7:30…pack of at 8! Hash cash is $10- there will be beer, maybe a shot check if you’re lucky, food, plenty of holiday lights AND prizes!

When:

Friday, December 14th

7:30Pm gathering, pack away at 8 PM

$10 Hash Cash

 

Where: East Passyunk!

Adobe Café

1919 East Passyunk Avenue (between Mifflin & McKean).

Philadelphia, PA, 19148

 

 

Things to bring:

~$10.00 hashcash

~Your best, sexiest, trashiest, gaudiest, or cheapest Santa, elf or reindeer gear you have!

 

Did I forget something? Let me know… I may answer it.

 

On On,

One Inch In

 

Upcoming Hashes:

 

Philly Full Moon #163: Halloween Beer Mile!!!

Halloween is upon us and where better to celebrate it other than in the land of post collegiate irresponsibility! So come on out to Manayunk and enjoy our Bi-Annual Beer Mile with a twist! The twist will be you must wear a costume! The more costume the more fun! So come on out and see if Urine Luck can defend his title against Cleavage to Beaver!

 

The Bryn Mawr Running Company is graciously hosting us again so come enjoy a cheap circle and then we can go cause trouble out on Main St afterwards!

 

When:

Friday, October 26th

7:30Pm heats start at 8 PM

$3 Hash Cash


Where: MANAYUNK!

Bryn Mawr Running Company

4320 Main St

Philadelphia, PA 19127

 

 

Things to bring:

~$3.00 hashcash

 ~BYOBMB – Bring your own beer mile beer

 

How to get there:

~ Manayunk/Norristown Trail – 7:35pm from Suburban station, 7:40pm from Market East

~ Route 61 Bus – 7:07pm from 9th & Market

~ Good Ole Pantaloon!

 

Did I forget something? Let me know… I may answer it.

 

On On,

One Inch In

 

Upcoming Hashes:

11.09 2nd Annual White Dress Run!

Philly Full Moon #162: FLASHLIGHT FRIDAY!!!!

 

 


When:

Friday, September, 28th

7:30Pm Pack off at 8 PM

$8 Hash Cash


Where: MANAYUNK!

Bryn Mawr Running Company

4320 Main St

Philadelphia, PA 19127

 

It is that time of the month when your GM/RA’s for the Full Moon realize they have to do work again so they scramble together for something fun and this time I think we did! So come on out to Main St in Manayunk Friday Night for a night flashlight hash hared by the Manayunk trail master Two Clump Chump himself.

Trail will start and end at the Bryn Mawr Running Company. The store will be locked up during trail and there is always post circle fun to be had with all the other ‘bros’ on Main St!

Things to bring:

~$8.00 hashcash

 

~flashlight/headlamp

 

How to get there:

~ Manayunk/Norristown Trail – 7:35pm from Suburban station, 7:40pm from Market East

~ Route 61 Bus – 7:07pm from 9th & Market

~ Good Ole Pantaloon!

 

Did I forget something? Let me know… I may answer it.

 

On On,

One Inch In

 

Upcoming Hashes:

10.26 Halloween Beer Mile!

11.09 2nd Annual White Dress Run!

PFM 159: BEER MILE PART DUH

Beer on TrackThe Second Philly Full Moon H3 Beer Mile

When: Friday, June 8th, 2012
Where: The Manayunk Tow-Path (meet on the bridge where Cotton St. intersects the path)

Mandatory Registration at 7:30 PM
Beer Mile begins at 8:00 PM SHARP!


View PFM Beer Mile in a larger map

The event is free, but BYO Beer Mile beer and hash cash (TBA, probably $5) for Full Moon circle beer in case we decide to do circle afterwards.
Yes, we shamelessly copied most of this post from the last Beer Mile and stole the Part Duh from Skidmarks in Hockessin cause we’re too lazy to re-write or be creative. (More time for drinking beer = acceptable hash behaviour)

Why: Test your ability to chug, run, and avoid gastrointestinal pyrotechnics. 

Awards will be given to the top 3 males and females. (Who knows what this will entail?!)

How: Review the official Beer Mile rules at http://www.beermile.com/.
Obviously, these rules will be modified slightly to accommodate the tow-path.

The Beer Mile is BYO beer!!!
The organizers won’t have extra if you forget. Select a beer that has at least 5% ABV and bring 4 bottles/cans with you to the event (more if you think you need to, um, practice).
NOTE: We’ll be scoping out some places to buy takeout beer nearby and post an update shortly, in case any of you half-minds forget.

Show up at 7:30 PM to "register" and have your beverage choice approved; we’ll assign you a heat. Warm up or just stand around and look stupid until it’s your turn to chug and run. And try not to vomit, please.

How to get there:
Main & Cotton Street is just a few short blocks from the Manayunk Train Station where you can take the Septa Norristown Line. Schedule here.
You can also drive, ride a bike along Kelly or MLK Drive to Main Street, take the #61 bus to Main & Cotton, or take the #9 or #27 bus to Wissahickon Transfer Center and enjoy a stroll down Main Street to Cotton.

 

May West Philly Full Moon Run (PFM #158) – Friday, May 11th

It’s time for a West Philly Full Moon to mix things up a bit. You guys have missed the anarchist squatterpunks, that West Philly funky BO, and trees, right? It’s time to terrorize the Penn kids, to haze the fraternities, and to let the students know it’s NEVER too late t o make stupid decisions in their lives. Who knows, maybe we’ll have a few new recruits or you might get lucky with some young co-eds. Or at least lie about it to your friends on Saturday – they weren’t there, how would they know?

Plus, a little birdie mentioned school is letting out, and we may have prime opportunity to disrupt all the "nice" family and friend photos … nothing like a mess of sweaty hashers to photobomb all your special memories!

And that’s not all – this hash is DOG FRIENDLY!

Hares: Sternum & Rectum and Major Piece of Ass.
Time: Meet at 7:30, Pack off at 8 – standard hash time (meaning, 8 or maybe 8:03 or 8:09 if you’re lucky?)
Hash Cash: $8
Start Location: 1021 S 46 st (between Chester and Springfield)
Apres: inquire within, or check the map below. 

This will be an A to A’ trail, meaning the start and end are just a couple blocks away from each other and parking/biking/public transiting to the start location will still leave you nearby the end of trail.


View Philly Full Moon 5/11 in a larger map Start Location: Sternum N Rectum’s