Allrighty now, these will be a Vicars & Tarts themed hash, so get those collars and fishnets out! Special prizes for Best Vicar and Best Tart!
When - Friday June 26, 2009
Where - Yello Bar, 2425 Grays Ferry Avenue, Philadelphia, PA 19146
Who - Hared by Anal Pro Boner
Why - Will Working Girl be best Tart? Can anyone stop him?
Questions - Call APB at 610 554 4340 or Big Tackle 856 313 1843
Alrighty now, this will be a BASH. As in bicycle hash. So bring your bike, trike, Big Wheel, scooter, and other wheeled devices. And a bike helmet, cuz we actually like you and don’t wanna see you dent yourself anymore!
When - Friday May 8, 2009, away time at 7:30pm SHARP!
Where - Krupa’s Tavern, 2701 Brown Street, Philly, PA 19130
Who - hared by Stacks and her elves
Bring a bike helmet and a lock!
Confused - Call Stacks at 267 252 1460
Calling all douchebags and bimbos!
Holy Fuck and Up Her Ali will be haring the PHILLY FULL MOON hash this Friday and want to see you there. The theme this month will be Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
When? THIS FRIDAY, April 10 7:30pm
Where? BONNERS… a hash favorite!
What? Beer and shot checks, a fun trail & costume prizes
Please come dressed appropriately. There will be prizes and shots for best male and female costume.
So guys, frost those tips, gel your hair, sport the double-popped or your favorite wife beater. Head scarves, sideways caps, your sunglasses at night, maybe an earring or two all make nice douchebag accessories. And as a rule, the oranger you are, the better! Dont forget your AXE deodorant spray (double pits to chesty)!
Women, we’re pretty sure you all know how to dress like arm candy for a douchebag. So dig in your closets and go for it! No need to bring your own douchebag, there will be plenty there for you to pose with.
If you are still completely clueless, please see the below websites for answers to your questions on how to transform yourself into a total tool. And BONUS - you can learn the universal photo pose.
Main site (search the monthly, 2008, and 2007 archives for more pictures):
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
Frequently asked questions:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/FAQ.html
Need more inspiration? Check out an episode from Tool Academy on Vh-1
http://www.vh1.com/shows/tool_academy/series.jhtml
Bring your cameras if you have them so we can submit pix to the official site! See you Friday!!
Holy Fuck & Up Her Ali
Any more questions, email jen.mcgilloway@yahoo.com
When - Friday March 13 at 7:30pm
Where - Sugar Mom’s, 225 Church Street, Olde City, Philly (by Church & 3rd)
Who - Hared by Cleavage to Beaver & Sextra Credit
Why - It’s the Alice in Wonderland Hash. Cum in costume as your favorite character! Fabulous prizes await!
Confused - Call Cleavage at 770 633 9907, or Sextra at 719 339 6723
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Allrighty now, stand up, look out the window. See that big shiny thing? Yep, it’s the Full Moon, time to cum out n play.
Where - Mill Creek Tavern, 4200 Chester Avenue, University City, Philly
Who - Major Brag a Deer, Likes the Hard One, Major Piece of Ass
Why - It’s the Unlucky in Love Full Moon. An A to B, multiple shot/beer checks, and a surprise at the end!
February - Likes The Hard One/Major Piece of Ass/Bragadeer General
March - Sextra Credit/Cleavage to Beaver
April - Holy F*ck
May - Stacks
June - Anal Pro Boner
July - Hashtille Day/Dartathalon/AGM
August - Goes Down Often
When - Friday Jan 9 at 7:30
Where - Triangle Tavern, 1338 Reed Street, Philly,PA 19147
Who - Hared by Cheery Poppins
Why - Its a superhero themed hash! Dress as your favorite superhero
Confused - Call Cherry Poppins or Big Tackle at 856 313 1843