PFMH3 153: Jingle Our Balls Hash, 12/2 @Green Room
When: Friday, December 2nd
Time: 7:30, pack off by 8pm
Where: The Green Room
Hare: Tube Cock
Hash Cash: $7
Theme: Holiday/Philly AGM Blockbuster Weekend
Specials: Pitchers of Lager and Miller Light, $7.50
The shortest days of the year are upon us, and to combat the onset of Seasonal Affective Disorder, we suggest you put on some festive clothing, such as a hideous Cosby sweater or a slutty elf costume, or maybe the suggestion in the photo, and come on out to the Philly Full Moon Hash and drink til the sun comes up.
There’s a lot to be depressed about in winter: spending all your money on gifts your friends and family surely won’t appreciate, getting fat because the holiday food is so rich, the fact that winter clothing makes all of us look even fatter…, seeing much less skin on your running routes around the city (or wait, maybe this is a good thing considering the latter?), the cold ice rain that we know is coming. PLUS, having snow days as an adult sucks a lot more than as a child because you have to shovel and sometimes go to work anyway…
So wash away your winter BLAHS and come out to the Philly Full Moon on December 2nd.
Jingle Balls optional!