The Bi-anal Philly Full Moon H3 Beer Mile
Friday, April 19th
Mandatory Registration at 7:30 PM
Beer Mile begins at 8:00 PM SHARP!
Where: MANAYUNK CANAL PATH!
The Manayunk Tow-Path (meet on the bridge where Cotton St. intersects the path)
Bryn Mawr Running Company
4320 Main St
Philadelphia, PA 19127
The event is free, but BYO Beer Mile beer and $3 hash cash for Full Moon circle beer
Test your ability to chug, run, and avoid gastrointestinal pyrotechnics.
Top males and females in each category (5-7%, 8-10%, & 10+%) or if you beat Urine Luck you win the hash for the night.
Review the official Beer Mile rules at http://www.beermile.com/.
Obviously, these rules will be modified slightly to accommodate the tow-path.
The Beer Mile is BYO beer!!!
The organizers won’t have extra if you forget. Select a beer that has at least 5% ABV and bring 4 bottles/cans with you to the event (more if you think you need to, um, practice).
Show up at 7:30 PM to "register" and have your beverage choice approved; we’ll assign you a heat. Warm up or just stand around and look stupid until it’s your turn to chug and run. And try not to vomit, please.
How to get there:
~ Manayunk/Norristown Trail – 7:35pm from Suburban station, 7:40pm from Market East
~ Route 61 Bus – 7:07pm from 9th & Market or take the #9 or #27 bus to Wissahickon Transfer Center and enjoy a stroll down Main Street to Cotton.
~ Good Ole Pantaloon!
The Bryn Mawr Running Company is graciously hosting us again so come enjoy a cheap circle and then we can go cause trouble out on Main St afterwards!
Things to bring:
~$3.00 hash cash
~BYOBMB – Bring your own beer mile beer
Did I forget something? Let me know… I may answer it.
One Inch In & The S&M Man